Blassphemy! A Metal Go-Go Burlesque Show
Alabaster's Birthday Fundraiser
Location:
Lion's Lair
2022 E. Colfax Ave.Denver, Colorado 80206
USA
IT'S ALABASTER'S BIRTHDAY! You don't need to know Alabaster personally to come partake. She's a bit of a show off and enjoys the attention of the masses.
Join us for Blassphemy! for this night of debauchery in the cult of... well... ass! Blassphemy! blends Burlesque and GoGo and sets it all to a soundtrack of metal music. This means you gotta buckle up for long set times filled with head banging, booty shaking, and a decent helping of dive bar grime. Imagine a grungy 90's metal strip club and you'll have a pretty good idea of what'll happen at Blassphemy! It's aaaaall about the #ButtsAndBreakdowns. And we want you ready to worship!
Although this is a metal show, expect some other genres of the hard rock persuasion to make an appearance. It's hard to shake it to 12-15 straight minutes of metal breakdowns.
SO, WHY A FUNDRAISER?
Alabaster doesn't really need anything for herself this year, but her productions sure do! You may or may not know, but art is expensive, and Alabaster thinks her dancers deserve a pay increase! While finding sponsors and partners etc. IS a viable route, Alabaster would like to know what she is working with for the 2026 Season to pay her performers! So she decided to do a fundraiser! The cast will be splitting 20% of door sales amongst themselves (no one works for free around here if we can help it!). The rest of door and ALL tips/donations will be going into the fundraiser pot!
WHAT WILL TH MONEY BE USED FOR?
All of this is to supplement Alabaster's 2026 Blassphemy Burdget. The goal is to increase guarantee performer pay by 25% and anything left over will go toward marketing. The world is expensive right now, but we need art more than ever. Artists are always some of the first to see a dip in pay when economic times get hard, but we have a great community that believes in the importance of artistic expression. Maybe if we all chip in just a little bit, we can make a big impact!
CAST:
TBD
Resident Kitten & Booty Shaker Cassy Cyanide
Producer and lead booty shaker Alabaster
Doors 9:00pm-ish
Show at 9:30pm
TIPPING IS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO MAXIMIZE BOOTY SHAKING POTENTIAL. We will have singles available to swap for you to tithe- I mean... tip.
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Never been to burlesque before? That's fine! Just a few things to keep in mind!
1. Have fun!
2. Take care of each other! That means no touching anyone without permission (including performers) and they will do the same for you! If you don't want a performer to interact with you, just give us a lil "nope" and we will move right along!
3. Let us know what you like! Tip! Hoot and Holler!
4. Don't be a genre snob! Endless breakdowns are hard to dance to.
5. Have fun again. Seriously. It's pretty hard not to have a good time at these!
Join us for Blassphemy! for this night of debauchery in the cult of... well... ass! Blassphemy! blends Burlesque and GoGo and sets it all to a soundtrack of metal music. This means you gotta buckle up for long set times filled with head banging, booty shaking, and a decent helping of dive bar grime. Imagine a grungy 90's metal strip club and you'll have a pretty good idea of what'll happen at Blassphemy! It's aaaaall about the #ButtsAndBreakdowns. And we want you ready to worship!
Although this is a metal show, expect some other genres of the hard rock persuasion to make an appearance. It's hard to shake it to 12-15 straight minutes of metal breakdowns.
SO, WHY A FUNDRAISER?
Alabaster doesn't really need anything for herself this year, but her productions sure do! You may or may not know, but art is expensive, and Alabaster thinks her dancers deserve a pay increase! While finding sponsors and partners etc. IS a viable route, Alabaster would like to know what she is working with for the 2026 Season to pay her performers! So she decided to do a fundraiser! The cast will be splitting 20% of door sales amongst themselves (no one works for free around here if we can help it!). The rest of door and ALL tips/donations will be going into the fundraiser pot!
WHAT WILL TH MONEY BE USED FOR?
All of this is to supplement Alabaster's 2026 Blassphemy Burdget. The goal is to increase guarantee performer pay by 25% and anything left over will go toward marketing. The world is expensive right now, but we need art more than ever. Artists are always some of the first to see a dip in pay when economic times get hard, but we have a great community that believes in the importance of artistic expression. Maybe if we all chip in just a little bit, we can make a big impact!
CAST:
TBD
Resident Kitten & Booty Shaker Cassy Cyanide
Producer and lead booty shaker Alabaster
Doors 9:00pm-ish
Show at 9:30pm
TIPPING IS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO MAXIMIZE BOOTY SHAKING POTENTIAL. We will have singles available to swap for you to tithe- I mean... tip.
______________________________
Never been to burlesque before? That's fine! Just a few things to keep in mind!
1. Have fun!
2. Take care of each other! That means no touching anyone without permission (including performers) and they will do the same for you! If you don't want a performer to interact with you, just give us a lil "nope" and we will move right along!
3. Let us know what you like! Tip! Hoot and Holler!
4. Don't be a genre snob! Endless breakdowns are hard to dance to.
5. Have fun again. Seriously. It's pretty hard not to have a good time at these!
