Blassphemy! A Metal Go-Go Burlesque Show

Join us for Blassphemy! for this night of debauchery in the cult of... well... ass! Blassphemy! blends Burlesque and GoGo and sets it all to a soundtrack of metal music. This means you gotta buckle up for long set times filled with head banging, booty shaking, and a decent helping of dive bar grime. Imagine a grungy 90's metal strip club and you'll have a pretty good idea of what'll happen at Blassphemy! It's aaaaall about the #ButtsAndBreakdowns. And we want you ready to worship!

WTF is Myspace-core? Think mid '00s jams that would be your profile song when Myspace still existed. Skinny jeans, hair straighteners, skunk stripes, and crab-core are back in style xRAWRx.

Although this is a metal show, expect some other genres of the hard rock persuasion to make an appearance. It's hard to shake it to 12-15 straight minutes of metal breakdowns.

CAST:
TBD
Resident Kitten & Booty Shaker Cassy Cyanide
Producer and lead booty shaker Alabaster

Doors 9:00pm-ish
Show at 9:30pm

TIPPING IS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO MAXIMIZE BOOTY SHAKING POTENTIAL. We will have singles available to swap for you to tithe- I mean... tip.

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Never been to burlesque before? That's fine! Just a few things to keep in mind!

1. Have fun!
2. Take care of each other! That means no touching anyone without permission (including performers) and they will do the same for you! If you don't want a performer to interact with you, just give us a lil "nope" and we will move right along!
3. Let us know what you like! Tip! Hoot and Holler!
4. Don't be a genre snob! Endless breakdowns are hard to dance to.
5. Have fun again. Seriously. It's pretty hard not to have a good time at these!

Show is 21+ due to the venue being a whole ass bar.